Chris farley motivational speaker full skit

Matt Foley: Motivational Speaker. Phil Hartman Son 1….. Christian Slater Daughter….. Melanie Hutsell Son 2….. David Spade Matt Foley….. Chris Farley. Dad : Alright, get in here, sit down. Matt Foley : [ enters living room bouncing back and forth ] Thanks, Dad! Well, well, well.

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Now, as your father told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker! First off, I am 35 years old.. I am thrice divorced.. Now, let me begin with an obvious question: Who threw the egg? But I can tell you what you had for lunch today — a chili dog. Matt Foley : [ mimicking ] I.. Well, that and a nickel will get you a hot cup of jack squat!